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/tc 01:00:02:17 01:00:06:09
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On Midsummer Eve 2016
Black Sabbath has a concert in Norway

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/tc 01:00:08:07 01:00:11:00
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The warm-up act -

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/tc 01:00:11:02 01:00:14:02
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- is a men's choir

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/tc 01:00:57:01 01:01:04:19
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THE MEN'S ROOM

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/tc 01:01:08:24 01:01:13:13
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Three months earlier
Kampen, Oslo

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/tc 01:01:36:08 01:01:38:13
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Loosen up your faces.

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/tc 01:01:40:20 01:01:42:20
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Hi, Pål!

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/tc 01:01:44:14 01:01:46:21
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One, two, three, four, five!

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/tc 01:01:46:23 01:01:49:22
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I'm just a regular Joe

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/tc 01:01:49:24 01:01:51:22
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With a regular job

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/tc 01:01:51:24 01:01:56:03
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I'm your average white
suburbanite slob

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/tc 01:01:56:05 01:01:58:10
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I like football and porno

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/tc 01:01:58:12 01:02:00:12
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And books about war

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/tc 01:02:00:19 01:02:03:02
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I'm an -

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/tc 01:02:03:04 01:02:04:19
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- asshole

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/tc 01:02:04:21 01:02:06:21
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He's an asshole

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/tc 01:02:06:23 01:02:08:21
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Such an asshole

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/tc 01:02:08:23 01:02:10:14
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Yes!

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/tc 01:02:12:16 01:02:15:03
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Excellent.
Listen up.

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/tc 01:02:15:05 01:02:18:20
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Let's start from ... David.

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/tc 01:02:21:24 01:02:24:04
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He's an asshole ...

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/tc 01:02:27:14 01:02:29:09
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Start from David.

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/tc 01:02:33:10 01:02:39:01
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I am an ass...

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/tc 01:02:39:03 01:02:42:04
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One of you hit the ass too soon.

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/tc 01:02:43:06 01:02:45:20
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It can happen to the best of us.

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/tc 01:02:45:22 01:02:49:18
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I am an ...

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/tc 01:02:49:20 01:02:51:03
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No!

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/tc 01:02:51:05 01:02:52:24
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Thomas?

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/tc 01:02:55:00 01:02:58:09
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-One more time.
-What did I do wrong?

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/tc 01:02:58:11 01:02:59:14
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Now.

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/tc 01:02:59:16 01:03:03:23
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I am an -

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/tc 01:03:04:00 01:03:10:11
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- asshole

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/tc 01:03:11:07 01:03:13:24
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-What went wrong?
-That was jazz.

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/tc 01:03:16:03 01:03:21:03
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Tons of Rock. Thursday
with Black Sabbath is sold out.

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/tc 01:03:21:19 01:03:25:00
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There'll be 10,000 people there.

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/tc 01:03:25:02 01:03:30:18
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Some of you have asked
if you can buy an additional ticket.

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/tc 01:03:30:20 01:03:34:14
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So you can bring your wife
or mistress or whatever.

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/tc 01:03:34:16 01:03:39:24
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I'll see to it that you each can buy
one additional ticket.

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/tc 01:03:40:01 01:03:44:00
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But I'll need a list
so I can take care of that.

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/tc 01:03:44:02 01:03:48:10
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-How much are they?
-They cost 890 kroner.

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/tc 01:03:48:12 01:03:51:19
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-Holy shit.
-That's for a pass, right?

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/tc 01:03:51:21 01:03:55:22
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-Yes, a day pass.
-And you get to sleep with the choir.

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/tc 01:03:55:24 01:03:58:22
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-You can sleep with me.
-Or Ozzy.

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/tc 01:03:58:24 01:04:01:12
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Right, with Ozzy.

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/tc 01:04:01:14 01:04:04:05
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Anyway, I'll need a list ...

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/tc 01:04:07:06 01:04:11:06
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-Will we get our picture with Ozzy?
-No, you won't.

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/tc 01:04:11:08 01:04:14:07
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Do you know that for a fact?

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/tc 01:04:14:09 01:04:17:14
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I'm pretty sure that won't happen.

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/tc 01:04:17:16 01:04:20:03
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I mean, who knows?

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/tc 01:04:20:05 01:04:24:17
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But Ozzy Osbourne
is probably well-protected.

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/tc 01:04:25:24 01:04:28:15
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-And sober?
-Maybe.

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/tc 01:04:28:17 01:04:33:00
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What if we told him
one of us had our birthday?

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/tc 01:04:35:19 01:04:38:24
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-It's our birthday!
-I'm sure he'd care.

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/tc 01:04:40:03 01:04:43:05
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I think we should sing
"Gabriella's Song".

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/tc 01:04:43:07 01:04:47:12
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-Just for the hell of it.
-For the hell of it.

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/tc 01:04:47:14 01:04:51:18
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For the hell of it,
we should sing "Gabriella's Song".

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/tc 01:04:51:20 01:04:55:09
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There are so many ladies -

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/tc 01:04:55:11 01:04:59:11
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- between 45 and 55
who have that as their favorite.

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/tc 01:04:59:13 01:05:02:06
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So you're gunning for pussy?

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/tc 01:05:06:04 01:05:08:05
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I need something!

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/tc 01:05:08:07 01:05:13:09
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I'm the kind of guy
who doesn't let people in real close.

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/tc 01:05:14:04 01:05:17:16
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That's why this choir
is so important to me.

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/tc 01:05:17:21 01:05:19:22
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It's the closest -

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/tc 01:05:19:24 01:05:22:22
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- social network I have.

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/tc 01:05:22:24 01:05:25:15
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Booze, booze, booze ...

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/tc 01:05:29:05 01:05:32:10
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Here comes the famous Men's Choir!

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/tc 01:05:34:13 01:05:36:23
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Booze, booze, booze ...

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/tc 01:05:37:00 01:05:40:19
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I've been drinking
since I was a young boy

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/tc 01:05:40:21 01:05:44:14
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So I know what I desire

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/tc 01:05:44:16 01:05:48:14
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Beer, Rhine wine and old Genever

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/tc 01:05:48:16 01:05:51:18
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Vintage cognac is just fine

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/tc 01:05:52:14 01:05:56:02
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My liver is a mess

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/tc 01:05:56:04 01:05:59:20
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But dammit, I have to drink

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/tc 01:05:59:22 01:06:06:21
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Olé!

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/tc 01:06:07:18 01:06:09:05
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Thank you!

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/tc 01:06:13:01 01:06:15:24
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We want more, we want more!

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/tc 01:06:16:18 01:06:18:23
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No more sugar!

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/tc 01:06:19:00 01:06:21:03
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It's us and Sabbath!

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/tc 01:06:27:11 01:06:29:06
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Knut ...

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/tc 01:06:29:08 01:06:33:23
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I love singing in this choir.
I think it's awesome.

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/tc 01:06:34:20 01:06:38:24
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And ladies think choirs
and men in suits are super-sexy.

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/tc 01:06:39:23 01:06:41:11
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Everyone says that.

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/tc 01:06:41:13 01:06:44:13
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First tenors, raise your hand.

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/tc 01:06:45:06 01:06:47:24
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One more time.
Keep them up.

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/tc 01:06:50:13 01:06:52:14
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Can you take off your caps?

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/tc 01:06:52:16 01:06:56:19
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I sound like a teacher:
"Caps off indoors!"

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/tc 01:06:56:21 01:06:59:06
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I need someone in front.

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/tc 01:06:59:08 01:07:00:24
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I meant here.

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/tc 01:07:01:01 01:07:03:23
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I want you behind Thomas.

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/tc 01:07:04:00 01:07:06:02
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Why am I always in front?

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/tc 01:07:06:04 01:07:09:06
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You stay there.
Stand next to Thomas.

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/tc 01:07:09:08 01:07:11:14
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You go over there.

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/tc 01:07:12:14 01:07:14:02
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Let's warm up.

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/tc 01:07:29:22 01:07:32:18
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OK.
Make sure you avoid going ...

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/tc 01:07:36:03 01:07:39:08
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Step by step.
Otherwise excellent.

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/tc 01:07:45:22 01:07:46:24
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Great.

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/tc 01:07:49:22 01:07:53:24
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Free life

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/tc 01:07:54:01 01:07:54:22
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One, two!

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/tc 01:07:54:24 01:07:58:22
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I live as if I'm rich
Though I have no money left

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/tc 01:07:58:24 01:08:02:06
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Drive around town
and eat my caviar

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/tc 01:08:02:08 01:08:05:12
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Live like I want
Take what I can get

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/tc 01:08:05:14 01:08:08:16
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I don't need a peg
to hang my life on

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/tc 01:08:08:18 01:08:12:08
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A two-room apartment
is plenty for me

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/tc 01:08:12:10 01:08:15:03
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There I am king
There I'm the boss

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/tc 01:08:15:05 01:08:18:01
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King Michael the First
My word is law

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/tc 01:08:18:03 01:08:21:09
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I say: "Hey, bed,
don't you lie there and sleep."

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/tc 01:08:24:02 01:08:28:02
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Instead I live my life
Although I'm always broke

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/tc 01:08:28:04 01:08:31:10
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Drive around town
and eat my caviar

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/tc 01:08:31:12 01:08:34:15
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Live like I want
Take what I can get

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/tc 01:08:34:17 01:08:37:22
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I don't need a peg
to hang my life on

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/tc 01:08:50:15 01:08:54:00
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A two-room apartment
is plenty for me

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/tc 01:08:54:02 01:08:56:23
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There I am king
There I'm the boss

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/tc 01:08:57:00 01:08:59:20
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King Michael the First
My word is law

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/tc 01:09:00:05 01:09:03:01
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Word is law
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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/tc 01:09:03:03 01:09:06:10
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I'm working on a masterpiece
And writing it in blood

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/tc 01:09:06:12 01:09:09:19
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But if it doesn't catch on
I don't really give a shit

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/tc 01:09:09:21 01:09:12:22
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'Cause when I'm dead and gone
they'll see just who I was

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/tc 01:09:12:24 01:09:16:21
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And hold lovely eulogies
by my grave

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/tc 01:09:16:23 01:09:25:04
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Amen!

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/tc 01:09:31:12 01:09:34:01
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One, two, three, four ...

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/tc 01:09:36:16 01:09:40:21
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Part of being Ivar Krogh Hovd
the conductor, -

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/tc 01:09:40:23 01:09:45:08
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- is to see people.

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/tc 01:09:45:10 01:09:47:12
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To notice them.

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/tc 01:09:47:14 01:09:51:00
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And have fun with them.

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/tc 01:09:51:02 01:09:52:22
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Sometimes -

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/tc 01:09:53:07 01:09:55:05
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- at their expense.

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/tc 01:09:55:07 01:09:58:07
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But hopefully also -

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/tc 01:09:58:09 01:10:02:02
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- in a considerate, protective manner.

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/tc 01:10:04:09 01:10:06:12
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How is this sounding?

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/tc 01:10:08:00 01:10:11:10
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For me to be a conductor, -

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/tc 01:10:11:12 01:10:14:18
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- I have to try to capture
each individual.

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/tc 01:10:14:20 01:10:19:00
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And it's a little harder
with these guys.

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/tc 01:10:19:02 01:10:24:08
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Because they're more fun,
more raw, more unpredictable.

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/tc 01:10:25:19 01:10:27:19
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There are many barriers.

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/tc 01:10:27:21 01:10:31:17
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Many walls you have to break through.

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/tc 01:10:31:19 01:10:35:23
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If you want to work well with them,
musically.

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/tc 01:10:36:00 01:10:39:03
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So sometimes you have to ignore that.

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/tc 01:10:39:05 01:10:41:08
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Lower your ambitions.

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/tc 01:10:43:00 01:10:45:16
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And take it a little slower.

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/tc 01:10:58:24 01:11:00:09
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Hold that.

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/tc 01:11:18:13 01:11:20:24
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Why does it ...

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/tc 01:11:21:14 01:11:25:12
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Why does it hurt when I pee?

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/tc 01:11:25:14 01:11:27:07
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Two, three, four!

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/tc 01:11:27:14 01:11:31:12
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Why does it hurt when I pee?

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/tc 01:11:32:19 01:11:38:16
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I don't want no doctor
to stick no needle in me

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/tc 01:11:38:18 01:11:43:18
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Why does it hurt when I pee?

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/tc 01:11:45:03 01:11:48:05
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Those few times I tell my wife -

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/tc 01:11:48:07 01:11:50:21
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- I want to skip rehearsal, -

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/tc 01:11:50:23 01:11:55:19
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- she says:
"Go, and you'll return a happy man."

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/tc 01:11:55:21 01:11:58:17
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It feels like I'm flying home!

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/tc 01:11:59:12 01:12:04:07
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Got it from the toilet seat

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/tc 01:12:09:10 01:12:13:10
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My balls feel like a pair of maracas

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/tc 01:12:14:08 01:12:18:13
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My balls feel like a pair of maracas

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/tc 01:12:18:15 01:12:22:03
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Oh God, I probably got the -

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/tc 01:12:22:05 01:12:27:23
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- gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

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/tc 01:12:28:12 01:12:32:18
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Why does it, why does it
Why does it hurt -

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/tc 01:12:32:20 01:12:34:09
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- when I -

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/tc 01:12:34:11 01:12:38:04
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- pee?

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/tc 01:12:40:14 01:12:44:09
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Good.
Just remember that long fermata.

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/tc 01:12:44:11 01:12:46:22
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Pay attention there.
Gunnar?

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/tc 01:12:46:24 01:12:50:12
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We had a discussion
about "toilet seat."

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/tc 01:12:50:14 01:12:53:14
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-At the last rehearsal.
-Right.

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/tc 01:12:53:16 01:12:58:00
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"I got it from the toilet ..."
How do we sing that?

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/tc 01:12:59:06 01:13:01:24
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We're confused again.
"Toilet seat ..."

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/tc 01:13:02:01 01:13:05:19
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Got it, toilet seat

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/tc 01:13:05:21 01:13:08:08
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Got it, got it

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/tc 01:13:08:10 01:13:10:03
/style center 
Toilet seat ...

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/tc 01:13:11:04 01:13:13:24
/style center 
-Thank you.
-Good. I aim to please.

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/tc 01:13:16:11 01:13:17:11
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Cappuccino.

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/tc 01:13:17:13 01:13:20:13
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-How are you feeling?
-Not great.

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/tc 01:13:20:15 01:13:22:21
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You look fine.

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/tc 01:13:22:23 01:13:28:07
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Really? I feel all warm
and sluggish and out of sorts.

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/tc 01:13:28:09 01:13:30:14
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-See you Sunday.
-Bye for now.

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/tc 01:13:36:06 01:13:39:06
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I've led The Men's Choir
for ten years.

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/tc 01:13:39:08 01:13:42:15
/style center 
And many of the members are the same.

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/tc 01:13:44:03 01:13:46:08
/style center 
I take that as a sign -

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/tc 01:13:46:10 01:13:48:21
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- that they are happy.

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/tc 01:13:49:16 01:13:53:22
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Happy with me as the conductor,
and happy with -

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/tc 01:13:53:24 01:13:57:06
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- the other choir members.

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/tc 01:13:57:08 01:14:02:15
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The statutes say they have to sing
at each other's funeral.

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/tc 01:14:02:17 01:14:05:12
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And the way things look now, -

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/tc 01:14:05:14 01:14:08:00
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- I'll be the first one out.

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/tc 01:14:16:05 01:14:17:21
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There.

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/tc 01:14:25:21 01:14:29:06
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I'm doing many things
for the last time.

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/tc 01:14:32:05 01:14:37:08
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Bought my last pair of underwear,
socks, toothbrush.

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/tc 01:14:37:10 01:14:40:12
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Many things, for the last time.

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/tc 01:14:40:14 01:14:42:14
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And that's ...

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/tc 01:14:42:16 01:14:44:24
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That's very strange.

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/tc 01:14:45:22 01:14:50:10
/style center 
To do something and think:
"This is the last time."

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/tc 01:16:04:09 01:16:06:15
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The doctor told me -

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/tc 01:16:06:17 01:16:10:20
/style center 
- that I had 2-3 months
left to live.

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/tc 01:16:13:05 01:16:16:16
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And it's been two months now.

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/tc 01:16:17:23 01:16:21:12
/style center 
But I think I know my own body.

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/tc 01:16:21:14 01:16:25:20
/style center 
I feel that I have
more than 30 days left.

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/tc 01:16:29:14 01:16:33:16
/style center 
But I don't have any experience
dying of cancer.

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/tc 01:16:46:09 01:16:51:14
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That one of my best friends,
a man my age, is dying ...

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/tc 01:16:54:18 01:16:57:18
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I's made me a hypochondriac.

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/tc 01:17:00:21 01:17:03:18
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I recently had a full check-up.

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/tc 01:17:03:20 01:17:08:05
/style center 
Two, three visits.
Checked everything.

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/tc 01:17:08:07 01:17:10:19
/style center 
My doctor said I was fine.

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/tc 01:17:11:10 01:17:13:16
/style center 
But I actually got scared.

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/tc 01:17:13:18 01:17:16:17
/style center 
I got scared of dying.

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/tc 01:17:18:00 01:17:20:09
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Hi, Knut.
Congratulations.

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/tc 01:17:20:11 01:17:22:04
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Likewise.

/file 0205
/tc 01:17:24:06 01:17:25:23
/style center 
-How are you feeling?
-Great.

/file 0206
/tc 01:17:30:12 01:17:32:24
/style center 
There is family.
Yes, yes.

/file 0207
/tc 01:17:33:01 01:17:34:23
/style center 
La familia.

/file 0208
/tc 01:17:38:19 01:17:41:15
/style center 
Dear Men's Choir,
a concert on borrowed time.

/file 0209
/tc 01:17:41:17 01:17:43:19
/style center 
Let's make it a good one.

/file 0210
/tc 01:17:43:21 01:17:46:18
/style center 
Here are your starting notes.

/file 0211
/tc 01:17:55:03 01:17:56:20
/style center 
Three, four.

/file 0212
/tc 01:18:08:20 01:18:11:15
/style center 
You walk around hand in hand

/file 0213
/tc 01:18:11:17 01:18:14:14
/style center 
With my lovely wife

/file 0214
/tc 01:18:14:16 01:18:17:13
/style center 
I've never seen her so happy

/file 0215
/tc 01:18:17:15 01:18:22:22
/style center 
Good friends are good to have

/file 0216
/tc 01:18:22:24 01:18:26:05
/style center 
I walk around in my empty house

/file 0217
/tc 01:18:26:07 01:18:29:03
/style center 
You walk around high on love

/file 0218
/tc 01:18:29:05 01:18:31:18
/style center 
Remember when I told you

/file 0219
/tc 01:18:32:06 01:18:37:03
/style center 
Good friends are good to have

/file 0220
/tc 01:18:37:05 01:18:40:02
/style center 
Now she wants to run and laugh

/file 0221
/tc 01:18:40:04 01:18:43:02
/style center 
She wants to strut up and down

/file 0222
/tc 01:18:43:04 01:18:48:19
/style center 
So everyone can see

/file 0223
/tc 01:18:48:21 01:18:54:17
/style center 
So everyone can understand

/file 0224
/tc 01:18:54:19 01:18:58:01
/style center 
Should have let my hair down more

/file 0225
/tc 01:18:58:03 01:19:00:12
/style center 
She said I was too quiet

/file 0226
/tc 01:19:00:14 01:19:03:19
/style center 
Should have turned up the charm

/file 0227
/tc 01:19:03:21 01:19:06:02
/style center 
Given more of myself

/file 0228
/tc 01:19:17:01 01:19:19:14
/style center 
Now she wants to run and laugh

/file 0229
/tc 01:19:19:16 01:19:22:12
/style center 
She wants to strut up and down

/file 0230
/tc 01:19:22:14 01:19:27:22
/style center 
So everyone can see

/file 0231
/tc 01:19:27:24 01:19:33:03
/style center 
So everyone can understand

/file 0232
/tc 01:19:41:11 01:19:46:09
/style center 
Excellent version.
This is going to be a great concert.

/file 0233
/tc 01:19:47:22 01:19:51:06
/style center 
-You sound great.
-We're focused! And sober!

/file 0234
/tc 01:19:51:08 01:19:53:10
/style center 
And I feel great too.

/file 0235
/tc 01:19:55:17 01:19:58:07
/style center 
Thank you, good people!

/file 0236
/tc 01:20:02:01 01:20:04:23
/style center 
We are a gang of 20-25 -

/file 0237
/tc 01:20:05:00 01:20:07:20
/style center 
- somewhat mediocre men.

/file 0238
/tc 01:20:07:22 01:20:09:24
/style center 
Without much money or status.

/file 0239
/tc 01:20:10:01 01:20:14:07
/style center 
But we do get laid.
That always seems to work out.

/file 0240
/tc 01:20:14:09 01:20:18:15
/style center 
You have no idea what
two rows of men in suits -

/file 0241
/tc 01:20:18:17 01:20:21:06
/style center 
- does with our mojo.

/file 0242
/tc 01:20:21:08 01:20:25:08
/style center 
We of course have
our customary "fuck list" -

/file 0243
/tc 01:20:25:10 01:20:28:15
/style center 
- by the door.
Feel free to sign up.

/file 0244
/tc 01:20:28:17 01:20:32:11
/style center 
-It isn't mediocre, is it?
-Not at all!

/file 0245
/tc 01:20:33:23 01:20:37:19
/style center 
We have five goodie bags to give away.

/file 0246
/tc 01:20:37:21 01:20:39:21
/style center 
We'll have a raffle.

/file 0247
/tc 01:20:41:03 01:20:43:20
/style center 
First: The sports package.

/file 0248
/tc 01:20:43:22 01:20:46:18
/style center 
Soccer shorts, boy's size 11.

/file 0249
/tc 01:20:47:16 01:20:53:14
/style center 
You in the blue shirt can pick
the first winner. Here, in my pocket.

/file 0250
/tc 01:20:56:15 01:20:58:12
/style center 
Feel free to dig deeper.

/file 0251
/tc 01:21:00:03 01:21:01:18
/style center 
Three and ...

/file 0252
/tc 01:21:03:14 01:21:07:12
/style center 
One more time.
One of you is singing ...

/file 0253
/tc 01:21:07:14 01:21:09:15
/style center 
I want ...

/file 0254
/tc 01:21:09:17 01:21:11:24
/style center 
-Gunnar!
-It was me.

/file 0255
/tc 01:21:12:14 01:21:17:10
/style center 
-"Et tu, mi fili Brute!"
-I'll just mime this time.

/file 0256
/tc 01:21:17:12 01:21:20:16
/style center 
-In protest.
-Let's hear how that sounds.

/file 0257
/tc 01:21:20:23 01:21:22:14
/style center 
Three and ...

/file 0258
/tc 01:21:24:02 01:21:25:21
/style center 
Much better!

/file 0259
/tc 01:21:30:18 01:21:32:12
/style center 
OK.

/file 0260
/tc 01:21:34:07 01:21:36:04
/style center 
Three and ...

/file 0261
/tc 01:21:50:17 01:21:53:10
/style center 
Rome wasn't built in a day

/file 0262
/tc 01:21:54:15 01:21:58:09
/style center 
The die has been cast
The world lies ready

/file 0263
/tc 01:21:58:11 01:22:01:22
/style center 
This is a crusade, tra-la-la

/file 0264
/tc 01:22:01:24 01:22:05:14
/style center 
So cheers, gentlemen
The stars are aligned

/file 0265
/tc 01:22:05:16 01:22:09:08
/style center 
We are peace corpsmen
Kalashnikov comrades

/file 0266
/tc 01:22:09:17 01:22:12:23
/style center 
Coca-Cola cowboys
and boy soldiers

/file 0267
/tc 01:22:13:08 01:22:17:00
/style center 
Hello, hooray
We are the great

/file 0268
/tc 01:22:17:02 01:22:20:14
/style center 
We are the soldiers of the human race

/file 0269
/tc 01:22:20:16 01:22:24:00
/style center 
Hello, hooray
We are the great

/file 0270
/tc 01:22:24:02 01:22:27:14
/style center 
We are the soldiers of the human race

/file 0271
/tc 01:22:27:16 01:22:30:20
/style center 
We come and trample your land

/file 0272
/tc 01:22:31:10 01:22:34:16
/style center 
Those who are not with us
are against

/file 0273
/tc 01:22:34:18 01:22:37:22
/style center 
Don't act a hero, our dream is global

/file 0274
/tc 01:22:37:24 01:22:41:05
/style center 
The empire shall prevail, tra-la-la

/file 0275
/tc 01:22:41:15 01:22:45:04
/style center 
Hello, hooray
We are the great

/file 0276
/tc 01:22:45:06 01:22:50:19
/style center 
We are the soldiers of the human race

/file 0277
/tc 01:22:51:15 01:22:54:11
/style center 
We know it's best for you!

/file 0278
/tc 01:22:59:15 01:23:02:09
/style center 
Our conductor, Ivar Krogh Hovd!

/file 0279
/tc 01:23:06:01 01:23:11:08
/style center 
We love this man, and every moment
we get to spend with him.

/file 0280
/tc 01:23:12:06 01:23:18:19
/style center 
Our next goal is Tons of Rock in June,
where we're opening for Black Sabbath.

/file 0281
/tc 01:23:18:21 01:23:21:23
/style center 
And you are joining us for that!

/file 0282
/tc 01:23:27:13 01:23:30:03
/style center 
-Hey!
-Fantastic!

/file 0283
/tc 01:23:30:22 01:23:33:15
/style center 
-That went well.
-It was awesome.

/file 0284
/tc 01:23:33:17 01:23:35:19
/style center 
Great with so many people.

/file 0285
/tc 01:23:36:04 01:23:39:15
/style center 
-I have an Adele concert to catch.
-Have fun.

/file 0286
/tc 01:23:39:17 01:23:42:22
/style center 
-See you on Tuesday.
-Tuesday.

/file 0287
/tc 01:23:42:24 01:23:46:19
/style center 
I'm going to the cabin,
but thank you so fucking much.

/file 0288
/tc 01:23:46:21 01:23:49:00
/style center 
Thank you.
It went great.

/file 0289
/tc 01:23:49:02 01:23:52:03
/style center 
-See you on Tuesday.
-Tuesday.

/file 0290
/tc 01:24:02:15 01:24:04:07
/style center 
Nope.

/file 0291
/tc 01:24:10:06 01:24:12:23
/style center 
We have plenty of these.

/file 0292
/tc 01:24:14:02 01:24:19:04
/style center 
We haven't signed up for
any big choir festivals.

/file 0293
/tc 01:24:19:06 01:24:21:17
/style center 
We wouldn't get very far.

/file 0294
/tc 01:24:21:19 01:24:25:15
/style center 
Listen to us one at a time,
and we sound horrible.

/file 0295
/tc 01:24:25:17 01:24:30:04
/style center 
But together, we sometimes
sound like we're in tune.

/file 0296
/tc 01:24:30:06 01:24:32:13
/style center 
Or at least close.

/file 0297
/tc 01:24:32:15 01:24:34:12
/style center 
But ...

/file 0298
/tc 01:24:34:14 01:24:37:10
/style center 
Technically, we're not the best.

/file 0299
/tc 01:24:37:12 01:24:39:15
/style center 
But sometimes -

/file 0300
/tc 01:24:39:17 01:24:41:20
/style center 
- we're close to ...

/file 0301
/tc 01:24:41:22 01:24:44:05
/style center 
-Decent?
-What I would call good.

/file 0302
/tc 01:24:44:07 01:24:46:10
/style center 
Others might think it's great.

/file 0303
/tc 01:24:46:12 01:24:50:07
/style center 
Ivar doesn't give us many high-fives!

/file 0304
/tc 01:24:55:04 01:24:57:06
/style center 
Gross!

/file 0305
/tc 01:24:59:00 01:25:01:11
/style center 
First tenors, listen up.

/file 0306
/tc 01:25:10:23 01:25:13:12
/style center 
Ivar was brought in -

/file 0307
/tc 01:25:13:14 01:25:16:05
/style center 
- as a substitute.
One fall.

/file 0308
/tc 01:25:16:07 01:25:18:22
/style center 
-Is that the first tenor?
-Yes.

/file 0309
/tc 01:25:18:24 01:25:20:18
/style center 
One more time.

/file 0310
/tc 01:25:29:02 01:25:35:14
/style center 
It wasn't a good match initially.
He liked a different kind of music.

/file 0311
/tc 01:25:35:16 01:25:39:21
/style center 
He probably wanted us
to be more serious.

/file 0312
/tc 01:25:39:23 01:25:41:17
/style center 
First bass.

/file 0313
/tc 01:25:53:10 01:25:55:20
/style center 
Cross-country football.

/file 0314
/tc 01:25:58:12 01:26:01:09
/style center 
We caught this fish out on the lawn.

/file 0315
/tc 01:26:01:11 01:26:04:08
/style center 
We sliced it into finger-fuck pieces -

/file 0316
/tc 01:26:04:10 01:26:08:14
/style center 
- and soaked them
in ammonia and diesel.

/file 0317
/tc 01:26:08:16 01:26:10:15
/style center 
Here is the diesel!

/file 0318
/tc 01:26:12:11 01:26:17:17
/style center 
It took a long time
before Krogh fit in socially.

/file 0319
/tc 01:26:17:19 01:26:19:21
/style center 
And as a pal.

/file 0320
/tc 01:26:26:04 01:26:29:21
/style center 
But we were spellbound
by how musical he was.

/file 0321
/tc 01:26:29:23 01:26:33:02
/style center 
Totally mesmerized.

/file 0322
/tc 01:26:33:04 01:26:34:13
/style center 
"Perfect Day."

/file 0323
/tc 01:26:34:15 01:26:40:01
/style center 
Here it's essential
that you simply grin and bear it.

/file 0324
/tc 01:26:40:03 01:26:42:05
/style center 
Because we don't sound great.

/file 0325
/tc 01:26:42:07 01:26:47:04
/style center 
So just stand up straight
and pretend everything is edible.

/file 0326
/tc 01:26:47:06 01:26:48:17
/style center 
This will be great.

/file 0327
/tc 01:26:48:19 01:26:53:00
/style center 
And the second basses
have to lead the melody.

/file 0328
/tc 01:27:02:00 01:27:05:10
/style center 
One more time.
You were a little late.

/file 0329
/tc 01:27:06:23 01:27:10:02
/style center 
Just a perfect day

/file 0330
/tc 01:27:10:22 01:27:14:15
/style center 
Drink sangria in the park

/file 0331
/tc 01:27:15:18 01:27:18:23
/style center 
And then later, when it gets dark

/file 0332
/tc 01:27:19:00 01:27:20:14
/style center 
We go home ...

/file 0333
/tc 01:27:20:16 01:27:23:06
/style center 
Excellent!
Keep that up.

/file 0334
/tc 01:27:23:19 01:27:28:03
/style center 
Oh, it's such a perfect day

/file 0335
/tc 01:27:28:05 01:27:33:06
/style center 
I'm glad I spent it with you

/file 0336
/tc 01:27:33:08 01:27:36:05
/style center 
Oh, such a perfect day

/file 0337
/tc 01:27:36:07 01:27:40:12
/style center 
You just keep me hanging on

/file 0338
/tc 01:27:40:20 01:27:45:12
/style center 
You just keep me hanging on ...

/file 0339
/tc 01:27:47:06 01:27:50:19
/style center 
We are The Men's Choir,
and have been for a couple of years.

/file 0340
/tc 01:27:50:21 01:27:54:17
/style center 
We like to sing and drink beer,
and we do that every Tuesday.

/file 0341
/tc 01:27:55:01 01:27:57:23
/style center 
This choir's mission -

/file 0342
/tc 01:28:00:08 01:28:03:00
/style center 
- is to avoid becoming
a nonsense choir.

/file 0343
/tc 01:28:03:02 01:28:07:17
/style center 
Nonsense choirs sing songs
that go like this ...

/file 0344
/tc 01:28:09:00 01:28:13:05
/style center 
With ridiculous lyrics
and loads of medals.

/file 0345
/tc 01:28:13:07 01:28:14:23
/style center 
We want none of that.

/file 0346
/tc 01:28:15:00 01:28:20:09
/style center 
And our statutes say we have to sing
at each other's funerals.

/file 0347
/tc 01:28:20:11 01:28:23:22
/style center 
A bit awkward
for the next-to-last member, -

/file 0348
/tc 01:28:23:24 01:28:26:14
/style center 
- but we've given our word.

/file 0349
/tc 01:28:31:11 01:28:36:08
/style center 
That we had promised to sing
at each others' funerals ...

/file 0350
/tc 01:28:36:10 01:28:39:18
/style center 
That was kind of meant as a joke.

/file 0351
/tc 01:28:47:02 01:28:52:24
/style center 
After I told these guys
I had been diagnosed with cancer ...

/file 0352
/tc 01:28:55:20 01:29:00:11
/style center 
We were just supposed to
continue rehearsing.

/file 0353
/tc 01:29:00:13 01:29:05:05
/style center 
It was just cancer.
We would continue after the break.

/file 0354
/tc 01:29:05:07 01:29:10:08
/style center 
We tried to start singing,
but it wasn't working at all.

/file 0355
/tc 01:29:10:10 01:29:13:11
/style center 
The air had gone out of the balloon.

/file 0356
/tc 01:29:13:13 01:29:18:16
/style center 
And not only for me. I would have
kept going if they wanted to.

/file 0357
/tc 01:29:18:18 01:29:21:00
/style center 
I was at work, after all.

/file 0358
/tc 01:29:21:02 01:29:23:24
/style center 
But I noticed -

/file 0359
/tc 01:29:24:01 01:29:27:06
/style center 
- that the boys felt it was wrong.

/file 0360
/tc 01:29:27:08 01:29:30:24
/style center 
Then one of the second basses said:

/file 0361
/tc 01:29:31:01 01:29:35:01
/style center 
"Ivar, that's enough rehearsal
for today."

/file 0362
/tc 01:29:35:03 01:29:39:10
/style center 
"Let's all sit down."

/file 0363
/tc 01:29:39:12 01:29:43:24
/style center 
"Clear everything away,
sit down in a circle, -

/file 0364
/tc 01:29:44:01 01:29:47:00
/style center 
- get some tea, -

/file 0365
/tc 01:29:47:24 01:29:51:02
/style center 
- and have a nice talk."

/file 0366
/tc 01:30:02:11 01:30:04:05
/style center 
That ...

/file 0367
/tc 01:30:04:07 01:30:06:18
/style center 
That sense of ...

/file 0368
/tc 01:30:07:18 01:30:09:13
/style center 
Sitting there -

/file 0369
/tc 01:30:11:03 01:30:13:06
/style center 
- with that group ...

/file 0370
/tc 01:30:13:23 01:30:15:18
/style center 
And ...

/file 0371
/tc 01:30:15:20 01:30:19:10
/style center 
We sat there for 30-45 minutes.

/file 0372
/tc 01:30:19:12 01:30:22:18
/style center 
And it felt to me -

/file 0373
/tc 01:30:23:10 01:30:26:23
/style center 
- like some sort of rite of passage.

/file 0374
/tc 01:30:27:00 01:30:30:23
/style center 
I felt like I was being accepted -

/file 0375
/tc 01:30:32:06 01:30:36:03
/style center 
- into some sort of tribe.
It was very odd.

/file 0376
/tc 01:30:36:05 01:30:38:12
/style center 
It was simply:

/file 0377
/tc 01:30:39:18 01:30:41:12
/style center 
"Come."

/file 0378
/tc 01:30:41:14 01:30:43:11
/style center 
"Come to us."

/file 0379
/tc 01:30:44:15 01:30:47:21
/style center 
It was this feeling
of being sucked in.

/file 0380
/tc 01:30:47:23 01:30:53:10
/style center 
I felt like a part of The Men's Choir
at that point.

/file 0381
/tc 01:30:53:12 01:30:56:00
/style center 
I was one of them.

/file 0382
/tc 01:31:11:00 01:31:13:06
/style center 
Quiet down, everyone!

/file 0383
/tc 01:31:14:22 01:31:17:21
/style center 
We had our board meeting.
It went well.

/file 0384
/tc 01:31:17:23 01:31:20:11
/style center 
Did anyone get kicked off?

/file 0385
/tc 01:31:23:23 01:31:26:06
/style center 
That's all I have to say.

/file 0386
/tc 01:31:27:05 01:31:30:00
/style center 
No, but regarding ...

/file 0387
/tc 01:31:31:21 01:31:34:17
/style center 
First and foremost, -

/file 0388
/tc 01:31:34:19 01:31:38:17
/style center 
- we base our finances
on the membership dues.

/file 0389
/tc 01:31:38:19 01:31:42:00
/style center 
In addition to certain fees.

/file 0390
/tc 01:31:42:13 01:31:46:13
/style center 
As of today,
13 of you have paid your dues.

/file 0391
/tc 01:31:46:15 01:31:49:01
/style center 
The deadline was May 1.

/file 0392
/tc 01:31:54:24 01:31:57:12
/style center 
The deadline was May 1.

/file 0393
/tc 01:31:57:14 01:32:00:05
/style center 
The new deadline is June 1.

/file 0394
/tc 01:32:00:07 01:32:05:04
/style center 
Those who haven't paid by then,
can find another choir.

/file 0395
/tc 01:32:07:01 01:32:12:12
/style center 
Tons of Rock: Who's going home early
and who's going home late?

/file 0396
/tc 01:32:12:14 01:32:15:23
/style center 
And who isn't going home at all?

/file 0397
/tc 01:32:16:00 01:32:19:18
/style center 
We need you there,
in a wheelchair or whatever.

/file 0398
/tc 01:32:19:20 01:32:21:23
/style center 
No, I'll need a bed.

/file 0399
/tc 01:32:23:14 01:32:27:01
/style center 
-One of these?
-An adjustable one.

/file 0400
/tc 01:32:27:03 01:32:31:18
/style center 
Either a bed, or four men carrying me
on a stretcher.

/file 0401
/tc 01:32:33:04 01:32:37:04
/style center 
I find it hard to deal with all this.

/file 0402
/tc 01:32:37:06 01:32:41:22
/style center 
I've never experienced
anything like this before.

/file 0403
/tc 01:32:43:00 01:32:48:02
/style center 
They say that men don't talk about
their feelings.

/file 0404
/tc 01:32:48:04 01:32:52:20
/style center 
But I think maybe it's just as good -

/file 0405
/tc 01:32:52:22 01:32:56:05
/style center 
- to simply be there together.

/file 0406
/tc 01:32:56:07 01:33:00:14
/style center 
We don't need to talk about it.
Just be present. Together.

/file 0407
/tc 01:33:00:16 01:33:03:14
/style center 
What is happening now is powerful.

/file 0408
/tc 01:33:03:16 01:33:08:21
/style center 
Because 24-25 of us show up
for every single rehearsal.

/file 0409
/tc 01:33:09:21 01:33:11:15
/style center 
And -

/file 0410
/tc 01:33:11:17 01:33:17:02
/style center 
- I think that's probably because
we want to be a part of this.

/file 0411
/tc 01:33:27:04 01:33:29:18
/style center 
Damn, that is top quality!

/file 0412
/tc 01:34:01:13 01:34:04:00
/style center 
Thanks for dinner.

/file 0413
/tc 01:34:04:02 01:34:07:00
/style center 
-Bye.
-Have a nice rehearsal.

/file 0414
/tc 01:34:27:07 01:34:30:18
/style center 
Are you all seated helter-skelter?

/file 0415
/tc 01:34:30:20 01:34:36:24
/style center 
I thought it might be a good idea
to sit like this until our next concert.

/file 0416
/tc 01:34:37:01 01:34:40:21
/style center 
And everything else we have coming up.

/file 0417
/tc 01:34:41:14 01:34:45:13
/style center 
We have The Rent Concert,
and then Tons of Rock.

/file 0418
/tc 01:34:45:15 01:34:51:01
/style center 
I want us to stand like we did
at The Culture House.

/file 0419
/tc 01:34:55:16 01:34:59:10
/style center 
Tenor, tenor, bass, bass.

/file 0420
/tc 01:35:06:22 01:35:11:12
/style center 
Sorry. Be careful
to pronounce that correctly.

/file 0421
/tc 01:35:19:12 01:35:22:04
/style center 
I have been given carte blanche -

/file 0422
/tc 01:35:22:06 01:35:26:02
/style center 
- to add some other music
to our repertory.

/file 0423
/tc 01:35:26:04 01:35:30:17
/style center 
Something nice, where all the parts
have something real -

/file 0424
/tc 01:35:30:19 01:35:32:20
/style center 
- to contribute.

/file 0425
/tc 01:35:32:22 01:35:34:15
/style center 
Not just ...

/file 0426
/tc 01:35:37:02 01:35:40:01
/style center 
In order to sound like a bass guitar.

/file 0427
/tc 01:35:40:03 01:35:44:01
/style center 
Or some instrument
for a pop or rock tune.

/file 0428
/tc 01:35:44:03 01:35:46:09
/style center 
But instead to sing ...

/file 0429
/tc 01:35:49:15 01:35:53:03
/style center 
Simply real music.
In a real way.

/file 0430
/tc 01:36:04:02 01:36:08:02
/style center 
And you can see that they enjoy it.
It feels good.

/file 0431
/tc 01:36:08:04 01:36:12:00
/style center 
It feels good to sing,
and they are proud of themselves.

/file 0432
/tc 01:36:12:02 01:36:14:24
/style center 
It's nice to be a part of that.

/file 0433
/tc 01:36:22:13 01:36:25:03
/style center 
Come on!

/file 0434
/tc 01:36:28:15 01:36:30:10
/style center 
Hold that!

/file 0435
/tc 01:36:52:08 01:36:55:02
/style center 
Yes, that part is difficult.

/file 0436
/tc 01:36:56:21 01:36:59:15
/style center 
You want to avoid that.

/file 0437
/tc 01:37:03:21 01:37:06:03
/style center 
Try holding it in more.

/file 0438
/tc 01:37:07:20 01:37:10:12
/style center 
If I had gotten sick -

/file 0439
/tc 01:37:10:14 01:37:17:00
/style center 
- and received a death sentence,
I wouldn't be conducting some choir.

/file 0440
/tc 01:37:17:02 01:37:19:19
/style center 
-But he loves doing it.
-And he loves us.

/file 0441
/tc 01:37:19:21 01:37:23:17
/style center 
Exactly.
He loves us, and we love him.

/file 0442
/tc 01:37:23:19 01:37:27:17
/style center 
With all the different personalities
in that choir, -

/file 0443
/tc 01:37:27:19 01:37:30:23
/style center 
- that means you love all of humanity.

/file 0444
/tc 01:37:31:00 01:37:34:09
/style center 
Because we have every personality.

/file 0445
/tc 01:37:34:11 01:37:39:23
/style center 
So the love we give him
and the love he gives us in return, -

/file 0446
/tc 01:37:40:00 01:37:42:21
/style center 
- is genuine love.
This is ...

/file 0447
/tc 01:37:43:22 01:37:48:06
/style center 
This is "die with your boots on."
The optimal ...

/file 0448
/tc 01:37:48:08 01:37:52:21
/style center 
It's absurd and bizarre
to think about.

/file 0449
/tc 01:37:54:00 01:37:57:21
/style center 
But the ultimate finale would be -

/file 0450
/tc 01:37:57:23 01:38:03:04
/style center 
- to drop dead after the final stanza
at Tons of Rock on Midsummer Eve.

/file 0451
/tc 01:38:03:06 01:38:06:11
/style center 
Just before Black Sabbath.
With flying colors.

/file 0452
/tc 01:38:06:13 01:38:10:19
/style center 
With your shoes and suit on.
Simply drop dead.

/file 0453
/tc 01:38:12:18 01:38:16:12
/style center 
That would be the ultimate way to go.

/file 0454
/tc 01:38:16:14 01:38:19:04
/style center 
You have more testosterone than me.

/file 0455
/tc 01:38:19:06 01:38:22:05
/style center 
I see what you mean, but it's sad too.

/file 0456
/tc 01:38:47:20 01:38:51:11
/style center 
Look at you, my lovely princess!

/file 0457
/tc 01:38:51:13 01:38:56:02
/style center 
You look wonderful.
I love those corkscrew curls.

/file 0458
/tc 01:38:56:04 01:38:58:05
/style center 
You look great.

/file 0459
/tc 01:38:59:18 01:39:03:13
/style center 
Lotte, check how cold it is outside.

/file 0460
/tc 01:39:03:15 01:39:05:24
/style center 
You might want to wear ...

/file 0461
/tc 01:39:06:01 01:39:09:12
/style center 
-What do you think?
-It's freezing!

/file 0462
/tc 01:39:09:14 01:39:10:24
/style center 
Freezing!

/file 0463
/tc 01:39:11:01 01:39:12:18
/style center 
Synne?

/file 0464
/tc 01:39:12:20 01:39:15:14
/style center 
It's cold out, just so you know it.

/file 0465
/tc 01:39:38:08 01:39:42:06
/style center 
Call me later.
Have you set your alarm?

/file 0466
/tc 01:39:44:06 01:39:45:18
/style center 
Bye, kitty.

/file 0467
/tc 01:40:26:00 01:40:29:23
/style center 
It's the middle of the day

/file 0468
/tc 01:40:30:00 01:40:34:02
/style center 
I'm alone in the house

/file 0469
/tc 01:40:34:04 01:40:37:19
/style center 
I stand in the living room

/file 0470
/tc 01:40:37:21 01:40:42:04
/style center 
I'm alone in the house

/file 0471
/tc 01:40:42:06 01:40:46:01
/style center 
I stare out the window

/file 0472
/tc 01:40:46:03 01:40:49:03
/style center 
I stare down at the ocean

/file 0473
/tc 01:40:49:16 01:40:56:19
/style center 
Suddenly I get scared
I see the ocean coming closer

/file 0474
/tc 01:40:56:21 01:41:00:13
/style center 
I want to get away
But don't dare go out

/file 0475
/tc 01:41:00:15 01:41:04:15
/style center 
I don't want to look
But don't dare not to

/file 0476
/tc 01:41:04:17 01:41:12:03
/style center 
I whisper help
Though I know no one can hear me

/file 0477
/tc 01:41:12:05 01:41:17:04
/style center 
Know no one can hear me

/file 0478
/tc 01:41:24:17 01:41:28:11
/style center 
I walk out of the house

/file 0479
/tc 01:41:28:13 01:41:32:13
/style center 
I walk down towards the ocean

/file 0480
/tc 01:41:32:15 01:41:36:00
/style center 
I can't hear anything

/file 0481
/tc 01:41:36:02 01:41:39:17
/style center 
Nature is standing still

/file 0482
/tc 01:41:40:02 01:41:43:11
/style center 
The trees are shrinking

/file 0483
/tc 01:41:43:13 01:41:46:17
/style center 
And the ocean is drying out

/file 0484
/tc 01:41:46:19 01:41:50:13
/style center 
Though I walk and walk

/file 0485
/tc 01:41:50:15 01:41:53:13
/style center 
I don't get any closer

/file 0486
/tc 01:41:53:15 01:41:57:00
/style center 
I look back
The house is full of people

/file 0487
/tc 01:41:57:02 01:42:01:06
/style center 
I run down to the cliffs
But the ocean is gone

/file 0488
/tc 01:42:01:08 01:42:03:05
/style center 
I cry out for help

/file 0489
/tc 01:42:03:07 01:42:08:09
/style center 
Though I know no one can hear me

/file 0490
/tc 01:42:09:09 01:42:12:06
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0491
/tc 01:42:13:11 01:42:15:06
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0492
/tc 01:42:17:07 01:42:19:14
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0493
/tc 01:42:21:06 01:42:23:16
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0494
/tc 01:42:25:04 01:42:27:21
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0495
/tc 01:42:29:01 01:42:31:06
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0496
/tc 01:42:32:21 01:42:35:06
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0497
/tc 01:42:36:18 01:42:40:18
/style center 
The brain is all alone

/file 0498
/tc 01:43:08:20 01:43:10:14
/style center 
Hola, señor!

/file 0499
/tc 01:43:11:06 01:43:12:21
/style center 
Hola.

/file 0500
/tc 01:43:12:23 01:43:15:00
/style center 
-I'm ready.
-Good.

/file 0501
/tc 01:43:15:16 01:43:19:20
/style center 
-Remember your binder.
-Yes, and some pills.

/file 0502
/tc 01:43:23:16 01:43:26:16
/style center 
I'm no longer allowed to drive.

/file 0503
/tc 01:43:27:03 01:43:29:18
/style center 
So dad drives me to rehearsal.

/file 0504
/tc 01:44:16:03 01:44:19:15
/style center 
-What do you think?
-I'll have to see.

/file 0505
/tc 01:44:19:17 01:44:24:16
/style center 
I think I can do it,
but Håkon said he could step in.

/file 0506
/tc 01:44:25:07 01:44:29:10
/style center 
If you feel that bad,
don't take any chances.

/file 0507
/tc 01:44:29:12 01:44:31:20
/style center 
I won't take any chances.

/file 0508
/tc 01:44:31:22 01:44:36:24
/style center 
But it would be cool to keel over
on stage, wouldn't it?

/file 0509
/tc 01:44:37:01 01:44:39:18
/style center 
Save that for Midsummer Eve.

/file 0510
/tc 01:44:40:12 01:44:42:16
/style center 
With one of these ...

/file 0511
/tc 01:44:43:13 01:44:45:08
/style center 
"Rock on!"

/file 0512
/tc 01:44:50:12 01:44:52:21
/style center 
We'll see how it goes.

/file 0513
/tc 01:44:58:04 01:45:00:00
/style center 
Thank you.

/file 0514
/tc 01:45:08:21 01:45:11:19
/style center 
Should we step outside, Ivar?

/file 0515
/tc 01:45:45:00 01:45:46:24
/style center 
Wait a minute.

/file 0516
/tc 01:45:58:03 01:46:01:17
/style center 
You're the boss.
It's your decision.

/file 0517
/tc 01:46:12:05 01:46:16:18
/style center 
Do you think you can stand
for an hour, 30 minutes?

/file 0518
/tc 01:47:12:08 01:47:15:04
/style center 
Let's go!

/file 0519
/tc 01:47:37:04 01:47:39:17
/style center 
Hello, everyone.

/file 0520
/tc 01:47:40:22 01:47:43:11
/style center 
Lots of hot ladies out there!

/file 0521
/tc 01:47:43:13 01:47:48:04
/style center 
It's amazing that you bother
coming back at all.

/file 0522
/tc 01:47:48:14 01:47:52:19
/style center 
Geir Schau had trouble assembling
an IKEA kitchen.

/file 0523
/tc 01:47:53:19 01:48:00:00
/style center 
Svein Bjørge here likes low-alcohol
beer from Sweden, for some reason.

/file 0524
/tc 01:48:03:21 01:48:06:05
/style center 
Is everyone feeling OK?

/file 0525
/tc 01:48:06:23 01:48:09:20
/style center 
Are you enjoying the concert?

/file 0526
/tc 01:48:09:22 01:48:12:22
/style center 
Are you ready for some  <i>rai-rai</i>?

/file 0527
/tc 01:48:22:12 01:48:24:12
/style center 
One, two, three!

/file 0528
/tc 01:48:26:24 01:48:30:08
/style center 
What kind of a shitty start is that?

/file 0529
/tc 01:48:32:09 01:48:34:02
/style center 
Three and ...

/file 0530
/tc 01:48:35:01 01:48:36:16
/style center 
No, no!

/file 0531
/tc 01:48:38:09 01:48:40:01
/style center 
Three and ...

/file 0532
/tc 01:48:41:20 01:48:44:09
/style center 
Don't just say "na".

/file 0533
/tc 01:48:44:11 01:48:46:12
/style center 
I'm about to go home.

/file 0534
/tc 01:48:47:06 01:48:49:14
/style center 
Down here.
Three and ...

/file 0535
/tc 01:48:51:24 01:48:53:17
/style center 
That's it!

/file 0536
/tc 01:49:04:07 01:49:07:11
/style center 
Rome wasn't built in a day

/file 0537
/tc 01:49:08:05 01:49:11:20
/style center 
The die has been cast
The world lies ready

/file 0538
/tc 01:49:11:22 01:49:14:20
/style center 
This is a crusade, tra-la-la

/file 0539
/tc 01:49:15:16 01:49:19:02
/style center 
So cheers, gentlemen
The stars are aligned

/file 0540
/tc 01:49:19:04 01:49:22:24
/style center 
We are peace corpsmen
Kalashnikov comrades

/file 0541
/tc 01:49:23:01 01:49:26:13
/style center 
Coca-Cola cowboys
and boy soldiers

/file 0542
/tc 01:49:26:15 01:49:30:02
/style center 
We love you with our mission
We love our religion

/file 0543
/tc 01:49:30:04 01:49:33:19
/style center 
We love you under our control
We love our motto

/file 0544
/tc 01:49:33:21 01:49:37:11
/style center 
Hello, hooray
We are the great

/file 0545
/tc 01:49:37:13 01:49:42:19
/style center 
We are the soldiers of the human race

/file 0546
/tc 01:49:43:07 01:49:46:00
/style center 
We know it's best for you!

/file 0547
/tc 01:49:53:15 01:49:55:11
/style center 
Thank you!

/file 0548
/tc 01:49:57:01 01:50:00:10
/style center 
-How are you, Ivar?
-I'm exhausted.

/file 0549
/tc 01:50:00:12 01:50:02:21
/style center 
But what a great job!

/file 0550
/tc 01:50:02:23 01:50:05:20
/style center 
Out of my way, so I can go home.

/file 0551
/tc 01:50:06:17 01:50:08:12
/style center 
See you in a week.

/file 0552
/tc 01:50:09:15 01:50:11:15
/style center 
Bye.

/file 0553
/tc 01:50:13:19 01:50:18:09
/style center 
-Excellent job.
-Thanks. I need to get out of here.

/file 0554
/tc 01:50:18:11 01:50:20:00
/style center 
Hi there.

/file 0555
/tc 01:50:20:02 01:50:22:13
/style center 
-I'm all sweaty.
-Great concert.

/file 0556
/tc 01:50:22:15 01:50:25:07
/style center 
Thanks.
I'm sweaty and gross.

/file 0557
/tc 01:50:25:09 01:50:28:09
/style center 
You're always delicious!

/file 0558
/tc 01:50:28:11 01:50:31:01
/style center 
-You doing OK?
-No.

/file 0559
/tc 01:50:31:03 01:50:33:22
/style center 
-Recognize me? Elin.
-Hi, Elin.

/file 0560
/tc 01:50:33:24 01:50:37:20
/style center 
I have to go.
I'm hot and exhausted.

/file 0561
/tc 01:50:37:22 01:50:41:09
/style center 
-Your best concert ever.
-It was fun.

/file 0562
/tc 01:50:42:22 01:50:45:19
/style center 
Thanks, Bjarne.
I have to get out of here.

/file 0563
/tc 01:50:57:01 01:50:58:19
/style center 
Hi, Frank.

/file 0564
/tc 01:50:59:14 01:51:03:08
/style center 
-Hi there.
-Don't hold me. I have to leave.

/file 0565
/tc 01:51:03:10 01:51:05:02
/style center 
Hey, Reza.

/file 0566
/tc 01:51:28:13 01:51:32:12
/style center 
I'll save a spot for you
among the tenors.

/file 0567
/tc 01:51:32:14 01:51:34:06
/style center 
Hi.

/file 0568
/tc 01:51:35:07 01:51:37:01
/style center 
I have to go.

/file 0569
/tc 01:51:37:23 01:51:39:19
/style center 
Hallo, Øystein.

/file 0570
/tc 01:51:50:15 01:51:52:04
/style center 
Ivar?

/file 0571
/tc 01:51:52:06 01:51:55:06
/style center 
-Can I get a hug?
-I'm sweaty and gross.

/file 0572
/tc 01:51:55:08 01:51:57:19
/style center 
I couldn't care less.

/file 0573
/tc 01:51:58:21 01:52:03:02
/style center 
I heard you were leaving.
Just wanted to say hi.

/file 0574
/tc 01:52:58:22 01:53:02:12
/style center 
"Raindrops keep falling
on my head ..."

/file 0575
/tc 01:53:15:12 01:53:18:22
/style center 
Holy shit, that's uncomfortable ...

/file 0576
/tc 01:53:21:12 01:53:25:18
/style center 
Now we'll start inserting
the drug pump.

/file 0577
/tc 01:53:26:09 01:53:30:00
/style center 
You may feel something like ...

/file 0578
/tc 01:53:32:02 01:53:34:11
/style center 
-That's it.
-Christ!

/file 0579
/tc 01:53:34:13 01:53:37:06
/style center 
Like a flash of lightning.

/file 0580
/tc 01:53:48:08 01:53:50:03
/style center 
Hello, my wife.

/file 0581
/tc 01:53:54:04 01:53:56:07
/style center 
-Did it hurt?
-No.

/file 0582
/tc 01:54:00:12 01:54:03:19
/style center 
"I'm at Akershus University Hospital."

/file 0583
/tc 01:54:03:21 01:54:06:13
/style center 
I'll write "still," since ...

/file 0584
/tc 01:54:06:15 01:54:09:21
/style center 
Yes, write that I'm still here.

/file 0585
/tc 01:54:09:23 01:54:14:10
/style center 
"I'm sorry I'll miss
the next choir rehearsal."

/file 0586
/tc 01:54:16:05 01:54:18:24
/style center 
"But that's the situation."

/file 0587
/tc 01:54:28:24 01:54:31:12
/style center 
"The next time we meet, -

/file 0588
/tc 01:54:31:14 01:54:33:14
/style center 
- I'll most likely -

/file 0589
/tc 01:54:34:18 01:54:36:13
/style center 
- have two -

/file 0590
/tc 01:54:37:22 01:54:40:17
/style center 
- drug pumps with me."

/file 0591
/tc 01:54:40:19 01:54:43:17
/style center 
"And an incredibly fat tube -

/file 0592
/tc 01:54:43:19 01:54:45:19
/style center 
- up my cock."

/file 0593
/tc 01:54:45:21 01:54:49:03
/style center 
-You want me to write that?
-Sure.

/file 0594
/tc 01:54:50:03 01:54:53:00
/style center 
It isn't like me to write that.

/file 0595
/tc 01:54:55:24 01:54:59:19
/style center 
-Is that enough?
-Let's get rid of these.

/file 0596
/tc 01:55:07:08 01:55:10:01
/style center 
We should have a talk -

/file 0597
/tc 01:55:10:15 01:55:14:12
/style center 
- about our conductor issue.

/file 0598
/tc 01:55:14:14 01:55:17:23
/style center 
Let's discuss it together.

/file 0599
/tc 01:55:18:00 01:55:22:11
/style center 
Just to hear what people think.
What's on their mind.

/file 0600
/tc 01:55:22:13 01:55:27:12
/style center 
Open mic,
if you understand what I mean?

/file 0601
/tc 01:55:27:14 01:55:31:05
/style center 
I have a greeting from Ivar here.

/file 0602
/tc 01:55:32:02 01:55:35:24
/style center 
"Sorry I couldn't make it
to rehearsal tonight."

/file 0603
/tc 01:55:36:01 01:55:39:17
/style center 
"The next time we meet,
I'll be wearing two drug pumps -

/file 0604
/tc 01:55:39:19 01:55:43:02
/style center 
- and a huge catheter in my cock."

/file 0605
/tc 01:55:43:13 01:55:46:22
/style center 
"That's all.
Be nice to Håkon. Ivar."

/file 0606
/tc 01:55:46:24 01:55:49:11
/style center 
I have also been in touch with -

/file 0607
/tc 01:55:49:13 01:55:51:03
/style center 
- Marit, his wife.

/file 0608
/tc 01:55:51:05 01:55:52:22
/style center 
She wrote:

/file 0609
/tc 01:55:52:24 01:55:55:00
/style center 
"You mean so much to Ivar."

/file 0610
/tc 01:55:55:02 01:56:00:22
/style center 
"He can be bedridden all day,
but still make it to rehearsal."

/file 0611
/tc 01:56:00:24 01:56:05:16
/style center 
"That concert last Tuesday
was absolute madness."

/file 0612
/tc 01:56:05:18 01:56:08:14
/style center 
"He sets lofty goals,
and I support him."

/file 0613
/tc 01:56:08:16 01:56:14:11
/style center 
"We greatly appreciate the support
you show Ivar. Love, Marit."

/file 0614
/tc 01:56:16:10 01:56:19:00
/style center 
So, Håkon:

/file 0615
/tc 01:56:19:02 01:56:24:19
/style center 
If Krogh isn't strong enough for
Tons of Rock, can you take over?

/file 0616
/tc 01:56:24:21 01:56:28:06
/style center 
I'll need to work on
getting the beat right.

/file 0617
/tc 01:56:28:08 01:56:31:07
/style center 
Or at least keeping it steady.

/file 0618
/tc 01:56:31:09 01:56:34:17
/style center 
The board doesn't have a clear plan.

/file 0619
/tc 01:56:34:19 01:56:38:17
/style center 
We have let Krogh
set the schedule for now.

/file 0620
/tc 01:56:38:19 01:56:44:04
/style center 
But once he is no longer able,
we have to find a new conductor.

/file 0621
/tc 01:56:44:06 01:56:47:17
/style center 
It just seems wrong
while he's still around.

/file 0622
/tc 01:56:47:19 01:56:52:09
/style center 
When we get a new conductor,
and we will sooner or later, -

/file 0623
/tc 01:56:52:11 01:56:55:11
/style center 
- unless we dissolve the choir ...

/file 0624
/tc 01:56:56:17 01:57:02:08
/style center 
It will take a long time
to get to know that new conductor.

/file 0625
/tc 01:57:02:10 01:57:07:04
/style center 
And it will take a long time for him
to get to know us.

/file 0626
/tc 01:57:08:12 01:57:10:05
/style center 
So ...

/file 0627
/tc 01:57:11:10 01:57:16:12
/style center 
We won't be back to normal
until Christmas, at best.

/file 0628
/tc 01:57:16:14 01:57:21:06
/style center 
I think we should forget about this
until Krogh is dead.

/file 0629
/tc 01:57:21:08 01:57:26:06
/style center 
Håkon, you'll have to carry us
on your slender shoulders -

/file 0630
/tc 01:57:26:08 01:57:29:07
/style center 
- through this difficult period.

/file 0631
/tc 01:57:29:09 01:57:32:01
/style center 
Look who's talking!

/file 0632
/tc 01:57:32:03 01:57:34:20
/style center 
I'm not carrying the choir!

/file 0633
/tc 01:57:36:06 01:57:41:00
/style center 
-I'll just try not to sing off-key.
-Don't even try, Thomas.

/file 0634
/tc 01:57:41:02 01:57:46:01
/style center 
And when the time comes ...

/file 0635
/tc 01:57:46:03 01:57:49:12
/style center 
To me, this all seems ...

/file 0636
/tc 01:57:49:14 01:57:52:01
/style center 
-Krogh is still here.
-True.

/file 0637
/tc 01:57:52:03 01:57:57:20
/style center 
This is why I wanted to meet.
So we could air our opinions.

/file 0638
/tc 01:57:57:22 01:58:01:11
/style center 
Because we haven't
really talked about this.

/file 0639
/tc 01:58:01:13 01:58:08:00
/style center 
We don't have to make a decision,
but it's important to talk about it.

/file 0640
/tc 01:58:08:02 01:58:10:19
/style center 
The odds that he will die
this summer ...

/file 0641
/tc 01:58:10:21 01:58:12:08
/style center 
He will.

/file 0642
/tc 01:58:12:10 01:58:14:24
/style center 
He won't be here in August.

/file 0643
/tc 01:58:15:13 01:58:19:00
/style center 
I agree with you.
Let's leave this for now.

/file 0644
/tc 01:58:19:02 01:58:23:19
/style center 
Whether it happens now,
or in July or August ...

/file 0645
/tc 01:58:23:21 01:58:28:18
/style center 
If he's still alive in August,
which I'm sure he won't be ...

/file 0646
/tc 01:58:28:20 01:58:31:07
/style center 
Let's leave it for now.

/file 0647
/tc 01:58:31:09 01:58:34:24
/style center 
Let's keep going
until he's no longer here.

/file 0648
/tc 01:58:36:11 01:58:38:05
/style center 
Yes?

/file 0649
/tc 01:58:39:02 01:58:41:07
/style center 
Time for a smoke?

/file 0650
/tc 01:58:41:09 01:58:44:08
/style center 
Let me just say, I love you guys.

/file 0651
/tc 01:58:44:10 01:58:46:17
/style center 
There, I've said it.

/file 0652
/tc 01:58:51:03 01:58:56:08
/style center 
When hysterical sisters
and drunken mothers

/file 0653
/tc 01:58:56:10 01:59:00:20
/style center 
Neurotic fathers
and unbearable brothers

/file 0654
/tc 01:59:00:22 01:59:06:10
/style center 
Tell you not to bother coming home

/file 0655
/tc 01:59:08:16 01:59:13:05
/style center 
When deranged uncles
and terrified aunts

/file 0656
/tc 01:59:13:07 01:59:17:05
/style center 
And ancient friends
No longer recognize you

/file 0657
/tc 01:59:17:07 01:59:22:15
/style center 
And agree that you're no longer
good enough for them

/file 0658
/tc 01:59:25:02 01:59:29:06
/style center 
When everything
you've accomplished in life

/file 0659
/tc 01:59:29:08 01:59:33:04
/style center 
Is to grab and shake
your head a little

/file 0660
/tc 01:59:33:06 01:59:38:07
/style center 
And claim that there's more to life
than nine to five

/file 0661
/tc 01:59:40:12 01:59:44:19
/style center 
If you demand a little more
from these few years

/file 0662
/tc 01:59:44:21 01:59:48:12
/style center 
Than unwanted kids
and mental wounds

/file 0663
/tc 01:59:48:14 01:59:53:00
/style center 
And live in an escape-proof prison
of a home

/file 0664
/tc 01:59:53:02 01:59:57:07
/style center 
When you're the last one
in your gang ...

/file 0665
/tc 01:59:57:09 02:00:01:11
/style center 
You've made an ass
of yourself again

/file 0666
/tc 02:00:05:03 02:00:09:04
/style center 
You've made an ass
of yourself again

/file 0667
/tc 02:00:12:18 02:00:16:07
/style center 
You've made an ass of yourself -

/file 0668
/tc 02:00:16:09 02:00:19:20
/style center 
- again!

/file 0669
/tc 02:00:27:07 02:00:29:02
/style center 
Hello.

/file 0670
/tc 02:00:35:11 02:00:37:16
/style center 
Was the drive here OK?

/file 0671
/tc 02:00:46:17 02:00:49:14
/style center 
Did everyone get my last memo?

/file 0672
/tc 02:00:49:16 02:00:54:18
/style center 
I mentioned that Krogh
sent me a text where he wrote:

/file 0673
/tc 02:00:55:02 02:00:58:23
/style center 
"I will conduct at Tons of Rock
if I'm not dead."

/file 0674
/tc 02:00:59:00 02:01:03:19
/style center 
-Die hard!
-That message was a real blow.

/file 0675
/tc 02:01:06:11 02:01:10:00
/style center 
And I just talked to Marit, too.

/file 0676
/tc 02:01:10:02 02:01:13:14
/style center 
She says she knew nothing about that.

/file 0677
/tc 02:01:14:04 02:01:18:13
/style center 
And it's highly unlikely
that he will make it.

/file 0678
/tc 02:01:18:15 02:01:22:20
/style center 
He is in so much pain
and on so much morphine, -

/file 0679
/tc 02:01:22:22 02:01:27:20
/style center 
- that he slips in and out
of consciousness.

/file 0680
/tc 02:01:27:22 02:01:33:07
/style center 
We can't visit him quite yet.
He just got home from the hospital.

/file 0681
/tc 02:01:33:09 02:01:37:20
/style center 
I would suggest visiting him
on Friday or Sunday.

/file 0682
/tc 02:01:37:22 02:01:41:16
/style center 
We could wait until Tuesday,
if we dare.

/file 0683
/tc 02:01:42:17 02:01:45:13
/style center 
Gunnar knows more about this.

/file 0684
/tc 02:01:45:15 02:01:50:17
/style center 
I think, if we're going to visit him,
we should do it ASAP.

/file 0685
/tc 02:01:50:19 02:01:53:18
/style center 
I talked to his father today.

/file 0686
/tc 02:01:53:20 02:01:56:18
/style center 
Ivar told him two days ago:

/file 0687
/tc 02:01:56:20 02:01:59:22
/style center 
"I have no more to give, dad."

/file 0688
/tc 02:01:59:24 02:02:01:24
/style center 
When you say that ...

/file 0689
/tc 02:02:02:01 02:02:04:13
/style center 
That was hard for Lasse to hear.

/file 0690
/tc 02:02:04:15 02:02:08:23
/style center 
Say something like that,
and you know the end is near.

/file 0691
/tc 02:02:09:00 02:02:13:04
/style center 
Whether he has days left,
or a week ...

/file 0692
/tc 02:02:13:06 02:02:17:11
/style center 
Everything indicates
he's going downhill fast.

/file 0693
/tc 02:02:17:13 02:02:20:19
/style center 
In and out of consciousness,
three drug pumps ...

/file 0694
/tc 02:02:20:21 02:02:24:04
/style center 
I sent Ivar a text message -

/file 0695
/tc 02:02:24:06 02:02:26:15
/style center 
- saying I was thinking about him.

/file 0696
/tc 02:02:26:17 02:02:30:14
/style center 
And I got a completely
incoherent answer.

/file 0697
/tc 02:02:31:20 02:02:37:03
/style center 
Can't you just send us a text
with an update on Friday?

/file 0698
/tc 02:03:30:17 02:03:32:15
/style center 
Boys?

/file 0699
/tc 02:03:32:17 02:03:36:08
/style center 
Let's have a quick little powwow.

/file 0700
/tc 02:03:36:10 02:03:39:16
/style center 
I talked to his wife.
He knows we're here.

/file 0701
/tc 02:03:39:18 02:03:43:03
/style center 
He comes and goes.
Sometimes he's lucid, -

/file 0702
/tc 02:03:43:05 02:03:48:06
/style center 
- other times he's in and out
and fairly confused.

/file 0703
/tc 02:03:48:08 02:03:53:05
/style center 
So we'll just have to go in
and read the situation.

/file 0704
/tc 02:03:53:07 02:03:56:07
/style center 
See how things work out.

/file 0705
/tc 02:03:56:21 02:03:58:15
/style center 
Hi!

/file 0706
/tc 02:03:59:04 02:04:01:03
/style center 
Hi, guys.

/file 0707
/tc 02:04:01:05 02:04:03:09
/style center 
He's been awake -

/file 0708
/tc 02:04:03:11 02:04:05:22
/style center 
- for an hour or so.

/file 0709
/tc 02:04:05:24 02:04:08:06
/style center 
And that's a long time.

/file 0710
/tc 02:04:09:16 02:04:12:24
/style center 
So he'll probably be tired now.

/file 0711
/tc 02:04:13:01 02:04:17:13
/style center 
And maybe go back and forth
between sleep and alertness.

/file 0712
/tc 02:04:17:15 02:04:22:10
/style center 
-Should we go one at a time?
-No, just file on in.

/file 0713
/tc 02:04:22:12 02:04:25:12
/style center 
I'll let him know you're coming.

/file 0714
/tc 02:04:29:24 02:04:32:12
/style center 
"Big chief, squeeze a little harder."

/file 0715
/tc 02:04:32:14 02:04:36:16
/style center 
-"Nag, nag."
-"The whole fucking time."

/file 0716
/tc 02:04:37:09 02:04:40:08
/style center 
-You're a good man.
-Likewise.

/file 0717
/tc 02:04:44:04 02:04:46:09
/style center 
"Monday all year ..."

/file 0718
/tc 02:04:49:05 02:04:50:20
/style center 
Hi, Prepple.

/file 0719
/tc 02:04:50:22 02:04:53:11
/style center 
-Good to see you.
-You too.

/file 0720
/tc 02:05:05:16 02:05:08:00
/style center 
-Should we sing?
-Want a song?

/file 0721
/tc 02:05:08:02 02:05:10:07
/style center 
I should think so.

/file 0722
/tc 02:05:11:17 02:05:14:12
/style center 
And now you can be honest.

/file 0723
/tc 02:05:14:14 02:05:16:21
/style center 
What do we know?

/file 0724
/tc 02:05:16:23 02:05:19:05
/style center 
How about "England"?

/file 0725
/tc 02:05:19:22 02:05:22:23
/style center 
"England" is nice.

/file 0726
/tc 02:05:23:00 02:05:25:01
/style center 
Give me a B.

/file 0727
/tc 02:05:28:02 02:05:30:19
/style center 
England, England ...

/file 0728
/tc 02:05:35:01 02:05:38:01
/style center 
England ...

/file 0729
/tc 02:05:48:07 02:05:50:15
/style center 
England ...

/file 0730
/tc 02:05:59:13 02:06:02:23
/style center 
I was 21 years when I wrote this song

/file 0731
/tc 02:06:03:00 02:06:06:15
/style center 
I'm 22 now, but I won't be for long

/file 0732
/tc 02:06:06:17 02:06:09:20
/style center 
People ask
when will you grow up to be a man

/file 0733
/tc 02:06:09:22 02:06:15:07
/style center 
But all the girls I loved at school
are already pushing prams

/file 0734
/tc 02:06:15:09 02:06:18:05
/style center 
I loved you then as I love you still

/file 0735
/tc 02:06:18:07 02:06:21:17
/style center 
Though I put you on a pedestal
They put you on the pill

/file 0736
/tc 02:06:21:19 02:06:24:21
/style center 
I don't feel bad about letting you go

/file 0737
/tc 02:06:24:23 02:06:29:18
/style center 
I just feel sad about letting you know

/file 0738
/tc 02:06:31:08 02:06:34:13
/style center 
I don't want to change the world

/file 0739
/tc 02:06:34:15 02:06:37:22
/style center 
I'm not looking for a new England

/file 0740
/tc 02:06:37:24 02:06:42:03
/style center 
I'm just looking for another girl

/file 0741
/tc 02:06:42:24 02:06:45:20
/style center 
I don't want to change the world

/file 0742
/tc 02:06:45:22 02:06:48:15
/style center 
I'm not looking for a new England

/file 0743
/tc 02:06:48:22 02:06:52:06
/style center 
I'm just looking for another girl

/file 0744
/tc 02:06:52:21 02:06:54:23
/style center 
England ...

/file 0745
/tc 02:07:01:21 02:07:04:10
/style center 
England ...

/file 0746
/tc 02:07:32:23 02:07:34:23
/style center 
It's good to see you.

/file 0747
/tc 02:07:48:09 02:07:50:00
/style center 
Christ.

/file 0748
/tc 02:07:50:02 02:07:51:23
/style center 
You conducted.

/file 0749
/tc 02:07:52:00 02:07:54:03
/style center 
You crazy bastard.

/file 0750
/tc 02:07:54:05 02:07:56:11
/style center 
Is that insane, or what?

/file 0751
/tc 02:07:56:13 02:07:59:13
/style center 
Your wife said there was no way.

/file 0752
/tc 02:08:00:12 02:08:02:05
/style center 
And you just ...

/file 0753
/tc 02:08:12:24 02:08:14:23
/style center 
You're a great man.

/file 0754
/tc 02:08:20:07 02:08:22:12
/style center 
Thank you.

/file 0755
/tc 02:08:22:14 02:08:26:17
/style center 
You have no idea
what you've meant for us.

/file 0756
/tc 02:08:37:00 02:08:40:08
/style center 
You'll always be in here.

/file 0757
/tc 02:08:43:08 02:08:45:09
/style center 
Knut is here too.

/file 0758
/tc 02:08:45:11 02:08:47:22
/style center 
All in.
That's ...

/file 0759
/tc 02:08:47:24 02:08:50:23
/style center 
That's you, Krogh.
All in.

/file 0760
/tc 02:08:52:00 02:08:54:02
/style center 
There's no halfway.

/file 0761
/tc 02:08:55:09 02:08:57:00
/style center 
So true.

/file 0762
/tc 02:08:59:21 02:09:01:16
/style center 
All in.

/file 0763
/tc 02:10:53:18 02:10:55:13
/style center 
Hello, Halden!

/file 0764
/tc 02:10:56:08 02:10:58:11
/style center 
You look very tough.

/file 0765
/tc 02:10:58:22 02:11:03:00
/style center 
I see lots of tough T-shirts,
lots of rock'n'roll.

/file 0766
/tc 02:11:03:02 02:11:08:00
/style center 
But we know you're really here
to listen to a men's choir.

/file 0767
/tc 02:11:09:00 02:11:11:09
/style center 
And we are The Men's Choir.

/file 0768
/tc 02:11:11:11 02:11:15:22
/style center 
It's been a sad week.
Our conductor died on Monday.

/file 0769
/tc 02:11:15:24 02:11:20:04
/style center 
Our next song is "The Boys,"
by Jokke & Valentinerne.

/file 0770
/tc 02:11:20:06 02:11:24:07
/style center 
This goes out to Ivar Krogh Hovd.
The Rock.

/file 0771
/tc 02:11:39:17 02:11:42:04
/style center 
Yeah, we're sitting here again

/file 0772
/tc 02:11:43:08 02:11:46:07
/style center 
As if we were some tired old men

/file 0773
/tc 02:11:46:09 02:11:48:21
/style center 
We live on beer and booze and drugs

/file 0774
/tc 02:11:48:23 02:11:53:03
/style center 
And old stories
Everyone has heard before

/file 0775
/tc 02:11:53:05 02:11:56:19
/style center 
We're the boys
who have experienced it all

/file 0776
/tc 02:11:56:21 02:12:00:07
/style center 
We have no need
to experience more

/file 0777
/tc 02:12:00:09 02:12:04:13
/style center 
We've been around the world
At least Copenhagen and London

/file 0778
/tc 02:12:04:15 02:12:07:20
/style center 
And there's nothing we haven't tried

/file 0779
/tc 02:12:07:22 02:12:11:20
/style center 
So we sit here
and bore each other

/file 0780
/tc 02:12:11:22 02:12:16:10
/style center 
As we argue about
who has to go buy more beer

/file 0781
/tc 02:12:24:17 02:12:27:14
/style center 
Yeah, we're sitting here again

/file 0782
/tc 02:12:28:09 02:12:31:14
/style center 
Waiting for something to happen

/file 0783
/tc 02:12:31:16 02:12:34:14
/style center 
Our hearts grow cold
As our beer gets warm

/file 0784
/tc 02:12:34:16 02:12:37:23
/style center 
And it's getting harder and harder
to laugh

/file 0785
/tc 02:12:38:00 02:12:43:00
/style center 
Because we're the boys
who have experienced it all ...

/file 0786
/tc 02:14:37:08 02:14:40:14
/style center 
Subtitles: Nick Norris

/file 0787
/tc 02:14:40:16 02:14:42:04